Emily Whitman

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

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excessively-english-little-b:

valentineart89:
whoreablejewess:
babyanimalgifs:
I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.
Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

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thepigeongazette:

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

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three-trapped-tigers:

boara:
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this

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the-littlest-inkblot:

GLASS OF ICE WATER TO TABLE 12 PLS.

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